Making something out of nothing is a legitimate reality

Kim Kardashian is the highest-paid reality celebrity. In the past year, she made $6 million. And she gets paid thousands of dollars per tweet. She's got her own perfume, her own clothing line, a reality show with her family and one with her sister, and she's bring home bank.

But we have to ask…for WHAT!? Just what is this girl's talent? Besides squeezing into a really tight dress…

Perhaps what she's best known for is just being famous. Her last name first made headlines when her father, Robert Kardashian, was part of O.J. Simpson's legal dream team way back when. And Kimmie began her climb to fame on her own when she simply hung out with other famous celebuspawn as a teen….Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, etc. 

But then there was a famous, um, recreational tape, in which she and Ray J. bared more than their souls. Then came the outrageousness that is the Kardashian reality show. Since then, Lil' Kimmie has made bank with endorsement deals out the wazoo. It's crazy. Everybody knows this girl's name, and she's got no talent for anything other than sex appeal.

Other stars on the list include Mike "the Situation" Sorrentino, Kendra Wilkinson Baskett, Lauren Conrad, Kate Gosselin, DJ Pauly D, and those other two busty Kardashian girls.

Perhaps we could be wrong here. Kim seems to be able to work what she's got, and we suppose that could be a talent. 

So for turning nothing into something, Kim K., we salute you. May your seams never pop and your underwire always hold firm.

Published Tuesday, December 7, 2010 1:56 PM by bulldog
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