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Imagine losing your job and reputation just for a little attention! You'd think that maybe the designers of the hoax would at least tried to salvage the last of their dignity instead of mentioning leprechauns and the Loch Ness Monster in their voicemail.

Bigfoot's my hero, man! He's like a real big sloth except not. 'Course, he was discovered in backwoods Georgia. So he coulda just been someone's Great Uncle Cledis knocked off while he was havin' a beer in the woods. Inbreedin' does scary things, man!

I doubt anyone would invite scientists to study a hoax, so I'm guessing this has to be real. I can't wait to hear the results of the research!