I was driving around the other day and I found something disturbing... a gas station.

Luckily it wasn't as bad as driving through Jacksonville. They went a little over board.

This is just wrong...

Quite frankly... if gas were anymore expensive, rappers would be drinking it.
So what do we do?
Lately i've been seeing smart cars.. But they really all they're cracked up to be?

They get around 33 miles per gallon and they definitely are easier to park... but is that number really that great? Seriously... unless you're friends with very small people,
clowns
or you don't have any friends at all.. this really isn't a very good option.
What next? Biking?

Great exercise! plus, it's great on parking. In a few years, when everyone forgets about cars and how silly they are... the only thing we'll have to worry about are drunk bikers on the roads.
perhaps we could go back to the days when animals did most of the distance walking... could you get used to mounting Henry every morning?

Ooji Booji Boo!
Another option is... roller blading. Pretty easy to move around in.. AND, you don't even have to worry about parking at all!

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- Andrew S. Tanenbaum