I didn't find anything regarding couches, but I found a list of some other recognized phobias. I have to wonder if people actually have these or if those naming phobias are just afraid someday someone might contract a fear of these things. This is just the phobias starting with "A":
Acerophobia- Fear of sourness.
Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing.
Automysophobia- Fear of being dirty.
Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic.
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Anablephobia- Fear of looking up.
Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Arrhenphobia- Fear of men.
Asymmetriphobia- Fear of asymmetrical things.
Aulophobia- Fear of flutes.
Autodysomophobia- Fear of one that has a vile odor.
Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic
creatures, wax statues - anything that falsly represents a sentient
being.
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