A nun, a rabbi, and George Busch walk into a bar. They sit down next to each other and all three order drinks. The nun asks for a water. The rabbi orders a small glass of wine. Before George Busch can place his order, the bar tender looks at all three and says,"What is this, a joke?"
Every man dies, but few truly live. Live your life to its fullest, every day as if it were your last.