My dog loves to eat the tissues I'm using constantly during this allergy season. I had doubts about giving the used kleenex to the dog so I asked the vet if it was okay. He said that it was, the acid in the dog's stomach would destroy any bacteria and that the dog liked the texture. It still makes me a little queasy, though, when I offer the kleenex I've just blown my nose into to the dog and she grabs it quickly, runs off with it, and consumes it with such delight. I have limited her to only two tissues per day and I do not give them to her when I have a cold, only just the allergy tissues. She will pull junk mail out of the trash and chew on that if she feels she is having a paper deficit.
Computers are like dogs. They can sense fear. You must BELIEVE that they will work.