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Cats are some of the most unique and interesting animals. They all have their own personalities and quirks that make them special. They also do some of the funniest things. 

My brother once had a cat we aptly called "Special" kitty. She wasn't the brightest animal and she was always getting into trouble. One day I heard frantic meowing and rushed to find out what new calamity she had gotten herself into. I saw her pawing at her face like she was in all kinds of pain. I wondered if she had been bitten by a snake or something. When I got closer I realized she had a lizard clamped onto her lip. Apparently she tried to eat him and he bit HER instead. I had to save the poor cat from the little lizard she tried to eat. I pulled it off her and it just stood its ground and hissed while she ran off in shame. I just shook my head and said, "You're an embarrassment to the food chain".

What are some strange or funny things you have seen or heard of cats doing?

I have two cats, each with their own strange personalities. They have a mother-son relationship.. Momma kitty and Tiger.

Tiger is one of the friendliest cats EVER.. he'll rub up against anyone or anything expecting to me patted. But once you start petting him he'll start to drool and gnaw at your fingers.. it's very messy and in some cases, disturbing. Also, when you're sitting on the couch he'll climb behind you and start grooming you like you're a giant cat or something... bleh

Momma kitty has a bad habit of having habits. If you want to find her, it's not very hard. She's always in the same place. Unless you traumatize her in the spot that she likes. For example.. she really liked to sleep on my bed.. but when I was sleeping she would try and sleep on my face. So I took this yellow horn and put it in my room. Every time she came in I'd blow the horn as loud as I could and scare her to death. It was hilarious. At one point my dad let her in the bathroom and she kinda liked it in there so he let her stay.. telling me later that she was locked in the bathroom. So I took the horn and opened the side door to the house that leads to the bathroom.. as soon as I opened the door I blew the horn and she went CRAZY! I'm so mean for traumatizing her... but it was SO worth it.

Update: I guess she wasn't THAT traumatized because she's actually coming into my room again. ... maybe she just forgot.. should I remind her? ;)