Do any of you have dogs that beg while you're eating dinner? My beagle will whine and cry every time she smells food. And if you don't pay attention to her, she gets steadily louder until she is barking at us to feed her. So I have been trying to break her of this habit. When she begs, I give her food... food she HATES. Any kind of lettuce, broccoli, onions, peppers, oranges, lemons, or other foods she can't stand are fair game. If she begs I just toss it to her. She catches it in her mouth and by the time she realizes what she's eating, it's too late. After doing this a couple times, she decides the food we're enjoying just isn't what she wants and she stops begging.
I also sometimes will give her peanut butter to keep her busy. She LOVES peanut butter and goes absolutely crazy just smelling it. So I take a bit on my finger, distract her, and tap it right on top of her nose. She has to lick it off, and it takes her a while to fully get it cleaned.
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