The lies people tell
Lies people tell
I’d like to think most people are basically honest, but when I look back over the years …
- Your face is going to freeze like that.
- The easiest way to catch a bird is to sprinkle a little salt on its tail.
- You can grow up to be anything you want to be.
- Smoking will make you look cool.
- I’ll pull out.
- I’ll never forget you.
- I am not a crook.
- It tastes like chicken.
- You’re going to feel a little pinch.
- You’d feel better if you’d just think positive thoughts.
- You should try a waterbed—they’re really comfortable!
- Trickle down economics benefits us all.
- The friends you make in college will last a lifetime.
- Women can have it all!
- We don’t tolerate sexism here.
- We’re like a family here.
- I promise to love, honor and cherish till death do us part.
- I don’t want a nasty divorce either; I want to be fair.
- This car’s been real well taken care of.
- This house has been real well taken care of.
- I had a really great time. I’ll call you.
- Yeah, she has big paws, but she’s already full grown.
- You should try thongs—they’re really comfortable!
- I don’t want to get remarried, either.
- He’ll keep you young.
- He’ll grow out of it.
- No, your butt doesn’t look big in that.
- This has nothing to do with your taking time off to take your son to the doctor.
- You’ll be able to go back to work in a couple days.
- You should try boy shorts—they’re really comfortable!
- Fifty is the new forty.
- I think you’re prettier now than you were when I met you.