June 2010 - Posts

Do You Have Friends Like This?
Friday, June 18, 2010 9:19 AM
I received this from a friend. Do you have friends like this?


1. When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
who made you sad
like a spider monkey
jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!


2. When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you..


3. When you smile,
I will know you are
plotting something
that I must be involved in.


4. When you're scared,
we will high tail it out of here.


5. When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories
about how much worse
it could be until you
quit whining, ya big baby!!!!


6.. When you are confused,
I will use little words.


7. When you are sick,
stay away from me
Until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have....


8. When you fall,
I'll pick you up
and dust you off--
after I laugh my rear off!!


9.. This is my oath.....
I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
-- because you are my FRIEND!
***********************
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
but only YOU
can feel the
true warmth...
**********************
Try sending this to
10
Of your closest friends ..
including the person
who sent this to you ...
then, get depressed
'cause you can only think of
4!

by parker | with no comments
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One of Those Things -- You Either Love or that Drive You Crazy!
Tuesday, June 8, 2010 11:18 AM
Here is "one of those emails" that people forward to their entire address list, adding to the black hole of nothingness. Unfortunately, I can't seem to delete them without trying out whatever it is that they ask me to do. Why is that? Are they productive in some way? No. Are they beneficial in some way? No, don't think so.

Then I thought about all of the people who tried it out before it was sent to me and realized that I am not the only one. So, I pass this on to you to try out for fun.


1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor or "find" feature help (and yes, it IS there):

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

(Disclaimer: The following statement just came with the territory and has nothing to do with me!)

This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer. Congratulations!

by parker | with no comments
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