Say NO to deer and fermented fruit!
The other day I was driving home from my mom's house when out of no where a deer hits me in the passenger side. Now, I've heard of people hitting deer while driving down the road, but never have I heard of anyone getting hit by a deer. Every time I tell people, they automatically think I messed up my wording.. well let me tell you.... THE DEER HIT ME! I immediately pulled over and a kind man helped me look for the deer to make sure it wasn't injured. Once we were sure that the deer was no where in the area, we parted ways and I drove home. Once home, I took a good look at my car. Unfortunately the deer left a good amount of damage to my car..
I know deer like to play risky games with their friends and family and see who can cross the street in traffic without getting hit... but looking at how that deer just bounced off my car like a silly goose, I'm starting to think that deer actually try to cause as much damage as possible to cars.. If I'm right, then this deer definitely takes the cake. I thought about this further and came to the conclusion that this deer was indeed drunk. I've seen people do some super stupid stuff when they're drunk, so I researched and found that there is, indeed, a problem with drunken deer in our area... here are the facts..
When young deer find themselves on their own.. away from the restrictions of The Man.. they start to explore their boundaries and in some cases resort to the comfort of fermented fruit...
Because of their new found freedom they sometimes don't know what their limit is and find themselves in embarrassing situations.
Not unlike college students, the deer find that putting their own friends in dangerous situations can be fairly amusing.
In my case... the deer obviously dared each other to run into cars to try and create the most damage... just to shake things up...
Think about ways to help these deer to find a less extreme way to explore their new found freedoms... in the mean time, watch out... drunken deer are all around us...
This would be the equivalent of a kegger... Here we see deer gathering together to binge on fermented fruit.