I think the ratings on movies ought to be changed. Does anybody really pay attention to G, PG13, or XXX? I doubt it. It's all nonsense anyway. I've seen great movies that had any of the above ratings and I've seen horrible movies with the same ratings. But, these silly letters are supposed to tell parents which movies their kids can watch. Do you know anybody who abides by this idiocy? Me neither. I've got a better idea for ratings that makes more sense. For example, an A movie is just "a movie", a B movie is about bees, a C movie is about the ocean, and a D movie tells you it's Italian, as in "dee movie". Simple, isn't it? And there's no secret code involved. A "PG" movie in my rating system would indicate how many minutes you have to "P". So, PG13 would be a movie that you get to "Pee - Gee, for 13 minutes". Wow, that's a great movie!

So says Sam Post.