Gnome Beard Warmer - Keeps your beard warm or just half your face
I saw this thing on Etsy and thought it was awesome. Its a gnome beard made out of knit. In the winter this could come in handy if you only have to keep half of your face warm. It is also awesome if you have always wanted to look like a gnome with a big red beard. Other applications, let me see, you could pretend you were a viking, or a member of the Braveheart cast. Anyways the knit beard of your dreams could be yours for only $35 bucks.
$35 Knit Gnome Beard @ Etsy