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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.blogiversity.org/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>The Loris Bite : geek, newlyweds</title><link>http://www.blogiversity.org/blogs/cstanton/archive/tags/geek/newlyweds/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: geek, newlyweds</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007 SP2 (Build: 20611.960)</generator><item><title>Best Man Rigs Twitter To Newlyweds' Bed</title><link>http://www.blogiversity.org/blogs/cstanton/archive/2009/12/15/best-man-rigs-twitter-to-newlyweds-bed.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:09:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">f44090d1-a969-42dd-bc2f-08ef65ab6445:12641</guid><dc:creator>cstanton</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.blogiversity.org/blogs/cstanton/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=12641</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.blogiversity.org/blogs/cstanton/archive/2009/12/15/best-man-rigs-twitter-to-newlyweds-bed.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;Its fun to play pranks on your friends, especially at their weddings when they are under a lot of stress, in front of a lot of people, and can&amp;#39;t really retaliate. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In this case, one man&amp;#39;s best man had made a promise that he wouldn&amp;#39;t play any pranks on him during the course of the wedding, but really couldn&amp;#39;t resist all together, so after the wedding would have to do just fine, and the effects might be felt MUCH farther down the road. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The anonymous best man and techy used the same concept as the &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse:separate;font-family:&amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;;font-size:16px;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;font-weight:normal;letter-spacing:normal;line-height:normal;orphans:2;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;widows:2;word-spacing:0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:&amp;#39;Lucida Grande&amp;#39;,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:20px;text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.instructables.com/id/The-Twittering-Office-Chair/" style="border-width:0px;margin:0px;padding:0px;outline-width:0px;font-size:12px;font-family:inherit;vertical-align:baseline;text-decoration:none;"&gt;Twittering gas-detecting office chair&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="border-width:0px;margin:0px;padding:0px;outline-width:0px;font-size:12px;font-family:inherit;vertical-align:baseline;text-decoration:none;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; but instead had a &amp;quot;load of motion sensing tech added instead.&amp;quot; He was asked to look after the newlyweds&amp;#39; house, as of course he was the best man and a GREAT friend, so he was able to gain access to the newlyweds&amp;#39; bed. He added the motionsensing pad and all of the transmitting equipment to the bed and set up the twitter account, newlywedsontjob. Now there&amp;#39;s a twitter account that lets the world in on how often someone bangs in the newlywed friend&amp;#39;s bed and not just that, but how hard they do it! The bed twitters when any extra action occurs on top and records the total weight, frenzy index 1-10, the duration of the movement, and adds a judge&amp;#39;s comment.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogiversity.org/blogs/cstanton/Newlywedstwitter.JPG"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.blogiversity.org/blogs/cstanton/Newlywedstwitter.JPG" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You can read the whole tweet &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/newlywedsontjob"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I think that the funniest thing about it is that it records EVERYTHING that goes on on that bed. Whether it be the husband and wife or some insane nymphomaniacs off the street.. and I mean they got married because they loved eachother right? &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse:separate;font-family:&amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;;font-size:medium;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;font-weight:normal;letter-spacing:normal;line-height:normal;orphans:2;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;widows:2;word-spacing:0px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.blogiversity.org/aggbug.aspx?PostID=12641" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.blogiversity.org/blogs/cstanton/archive/tags/geek/default.aspx">geek</category><category domain="http://www.blogiversity.org/blogs/cstanton/archive/tags/pranks/default.aspx">pranks</category><category domain="http://www.blogiversity.org/blogs/cstanton/archive/tags/twitter+bed/default.aspx">twitter bed</category><category domain="http://www.blogiversity.org/blogs/cstanton/archive/tags/newlyweds/default.aspx">newlyweds</category><category domain="http://www.blogiversity.org/blogs/cstanton/archive/tags/twitter/default.aspx">twitter</category></item></channel></rss>