In a world where fame is somehow more important than health and where there is apparently no irony at all, Donna Simpson, a 42 year old American woman from New Jersey, strives to become the world's fattest woman by setting a goal of 1,000 pounds. Lets keep things in perspective, the world's largest SYBERIAN TIGER.. the largest tiger ever recorded... ever, weighed 1025 pounds.
According to an article from the Daily Mail, she is planning on
reaching her goal of adding 398 pounds to her already massive 602 pound
body in just 2 years. If anybody can do it, its probably her.
This really came as no surprise to me that there was someone out there that would try to break this idiotic record and acquire so much body mass that it would require a crane to get them out of bed. It was also no surprise to me that they were an American. I mean, its the only country that could come up with something as stupid as this: Heart Attack Grill (its worth a read)
. It also wasn't a surprise to me to find that this infinitely loggerheaded woman has been making her living off of the video recording of her mass consumption of junk food. America, F--- Yeah!
It really sickens me to think that this is acceptable. I wish Guinness World Book didn't exist sometimes, specifically for the cases where some idiot parent wants to break a record that's going to directly affect the upbringing of their children. Who wants to grow up with a superfat mother that's idea of fun is sitting in front of a webcam stuffing her face with junk food?
Despite the blatant medical issues with obtaining that kind of size, Ms. Simpson insists that she is healthy. She says "My favorite food is sushi, but unlike others I can sit and eat 70 big pieces of sushi at a time!" She goes on to say that she loves sweets and cakes, but that doughnuts are her favorite. I'm sure she can eat dozens.
Her big beautiful body dons a XXXXXXXL size dress. Yes, 7 Xs before the L. At that point, it might be pretty hard to find a dress, which I'm sure is the only style of clothing that she can wear. You'd expect her partner, Phillipe, to want her to lighten up so they could get a little friskier, but that's not the case. He likes it! Weighing a whopping 150 pounds, Phillipe is what you would call a "fat admirer." They met on a dating site for plus sized people. She says that he completely supports her in everything that she does with her weight, and that she thinks that he'd like it if she was bigger. She's definitely going to be a lot bigger by the end of this!
In order to reach her goal, she will have to move EVEN LESS and consume 12,000 calories per day. At the point where she is right now, 602 pounds, she can only walk 20 feet without having to sit down. By the end of it, she won't be able to walk at all, and probably won't even be able to stand. She says "it might be hard, running after my daughter keeps my weight down."
In order to fund that kind of diet, she will need about $750 per week. She's got that covered though. After she broke the record as the world's fattest mom, she opened up a website called SuperSizedBombshells.com
, a website where men pay to watch fat women stuff their faces with fast food. Go ahead... check it out... I did. They also have a sister site that I found hilarious, Gaining Bombshells, where you can see the progression of girls getting fatter.
Okay, there is a LITTLE irony to the story. When Donna was 31 years old, she was trying to lose weight. She had been making a little progress when her friend died in the middle of a gastro-bypass surgery. Once this happened, she took it as a sign and decided to embrace the way that she was. Obviously, instead of continuing her weight loss, she reversed it and decided to do this.
Overall, the stupidity of the subject of this article is what drew me in. It really is depressing that there are people out there that are willing to sacrifice their health and livelihood for money, fame, and self-indulgence. If she only knew how happy it would make her to get out on a bike, a surfboard, or even just have the ability to walk around outside on a sunny day...