The Loris Bite

So, marrying your first cousin seems like its all fine and dandy these days.

I don't see why people of the same sex shouldn't be allowed to get married anymore. At first I thought it was because... you know, marriage is supposed to be between a man and a woman and all that jazz. I personally don't mind if gay people want to get married, but you know, I take both sides of the argument and I had basically come to the conclusion that things should just stay the way they are because I didn't get the importance of the actual title. Also, who's gonna be the wife?

After seeing this though, I've changed my mind. I would much rather people of the same sex be reaping the tax, estate planning, consumer, health, government, employment, death, and family benefits than first cousins who are going to end up reproducing and popping out some mutative offspring with a hair-lip. No offense to anyone who's mom and dad are cousins.