Tanorexic mom needs to be sentenced to paleness
Patricia Krentcil, the uber-tan mom who is charged with child endangerment after taking her 5-year-old daughter into the tanning booth with her, got another 15 minutes of fame when she was spoofed by Kristen Wiig on Saturday Night Live.
Wiig entered the scene literally smoking, and ended it by sticking a piece of bread between her thighs and making toast. She was covered in more bronzer than the entire cast of Jersey Shore. Yep. That tan.
Krentcil has said that those who are critical of her extremely tanned look are just jealous. She has said there is nothing wrong with being as tan as she is, while others have dubbed her "tanorexic."
There have even been those who have blamed Hollywood and its obsession with looking tanned.
But we don't blame Hollywood, or anyone else for that matter. We blame Krentcil. She willingly took herself into the tanning booth to achieve the look she has, and she's very likely damaged her skin beyond repair. Now she's endangered her daughter's health as well.
Krentcil, we don't advocate capital punishment. In fact, we like to see the punishment fit the crime. So here's hoping the judge sends you to jail in a small cell that is covered with mirrored surfaces – so you can watch yourself grow paler and paler.