Getting Tebowed takes on a whole new meaning now...

Peyton Manning has replaced Tim Tebow as QB for the Denver Broncos. And the Twitterverse exploded…

• "When Tebow only sees one set of footprints in the sand, they'll be Peyton Manning's."

• "God is dead and Peyton killed him."

• "Just poured out a 40 of holy water for Tim Tebow."

• "John Elway will do everything in his power to trade Tebow to Sodom."

• "Tebow, it was a fun year. Good luck in Miami or Jacksonville…or the Professional Bowlers Association Tour."

• "Does ESPN have helicopters following the Tebow bandwagon out of Denver?"

• "Elway, why hast thou forsaken me? Tebow 3:19"

• "Is Peyton Manning Lucifer, Pontius Pilate or that d**k soldier who stabbed Jesus in the ribs?"

• "Thus saith Tebow in vain, 'Get thee behind me, Peyton!' "

• "Tebow for Lin, straight up."

• "If Denver fans embrace Manning and forget Tebow after this past year, they're the Kardashians of sports fans."

• "Breaking News: Tim Tebow loses long-held virginity after getting screwed by Broncos."

Published Monday, March 19, 2012 1:54 PM by bulldog
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