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Crazy and crafty birds: Which is which?

Betty White is my hero. She's a genius. Pure and simple.


The 89-ear-old has just inked a deal to film 12 episodes of her new hidden camera show, "Betty White's Off Their Rockers," in which senior adults will play pranks on much younger victims.


Genius, I tell you.


It oughtta be called, "Punk'd Whippersnappers." Whatever they call it, I'm watching. 


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I'm pretty much over pollen. It's had me sneezing for weeks, and I've had a headache for days. Now I have a backache. I'm blaming the pollen for that, too.


I am enjoying spring, though. Is it just me or does everything seem greener this year? Guess it's just me.


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There's a crazed redbird that is continuously pecking on my window each day. All day. Every day.


While it is true that the bird has mad rhythm skills, I do worry about the little booger. What does he think he's doing? What's going through his little bird brain? Obviously, he can see himself and is attacking as a result.


But what does this say about the little guy? Doesn't he like himself? Does he need therapy? I'm sure we could all chip in and help him if he can't afford it. 


Until we can get you into therapy, little guy, back off. You're only hurting yourself. 


Posted: Apr 01 2011, 12:36 PM by Red On The Head | with no comments
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