After hearing this week that Urban Meyer has resigned as the University of Florida's head football coach, I was prompted to write the following. Not that I'm prejudiced or anything.
The Twelve Days of Christmas – For Dawgs
By Angye Morrison
On the first day of Christmas the Gators gave to me, a resignation under the tree.
On the second day of Christmas the Gators gave to me, sucky secondaries and a resignation under the tree.
On the third day of Christmas the Gators gave to me, a really putrid offense, sucky secondaries and a resignation under the tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas the Gators gave to me, special teams failure, a really putrid offense, sucky secondaries and a resignation under the tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas the Gators gave to me, TEEE-BOOOW IS GOOONE, special teams failure, a really putrid offense, sucky secondaries and a resignation under the tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas the Gators gave to me, three-QBs confusion, TEEE-BOOOW IS GOOONE, special teams failure, a really putrid offense, sucky secondaries and a resignation under the tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas the Gators gave to me, an unimproved defense, three-QBs confusion, TEEE-BOOOW IS GOOONE, special teams failure, a really putrid offense, sucky secondaries and a resignation under the tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas the Gators gave to me, horrid D-tackles, an unimproved defense, three-QBs confusion, TEEE-BOOOW IS GOOONE, special teams failure, a really putrid offense, sucky secondaries and a resignation under the tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas the Gators gave to me, inconsistent coaching, horrid D-tackles, an unimproved defense, three-QBs confusion, TEEE-BOOOW IS GOOONE, special teams failure, a really putrid offense, sucky secondaries and a resignation under the tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas the Gators gave to me, a loss to FSU, inconsistent coaching, horrid D-tackles, an unimproved defense, three-QBs confusion, TEEE-BOOOW IS GOOONE, special teams failure, a really putrid offense, sucky secondaries and a resignation under the tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas the Gators gave to me, in-ter-cep-tions, a loss to FSU, inconsistent coaching, horrid D-tackles, an unimproved defense, three-QBs confusion, TEEE-BOOOW IS GOOONE, special teams failure, a really putrid offense, sucky secondaries and a resignation under the tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas the Gators gave to me, Urban Meyer's nipples, in-ter-cep-tions, a loss to FSU, inconsistent coaching, horrid D-tackles, an unimproved defense, three-QBs confusion, TEEE-BOOOW IS GOOONE, special teams failure, a really putrid offense, sucky secondaries and a resignation under the tree.