Archives - Current Events: Page 2
Author: kalanidream (Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:15 pm)
Title: Fun Wit Words
This is the word poem. I start the sentence with a "news" fact of the day. The next person who posts must continue the poem with the next fact of the day and it must ryhme.
I was sad to hear in the news today
that martin lee anderson didn't die the way they say
they said he died in a hospital of a rare blood disease
but the truth is in the tape that the world needs to see...
So now we are forced to scour the news
Looking for headlines that seem to excuse
The fact that we all must change the world
When all that we see is destruction around
And political corruption seems to surround
Maybe it’s our time to make a stand
I can't believe dick cheney shot that guy in the face
this presidency is moving at an awful pace
when this term is over it will all be swell
and who ever follows BUSH can only do well
If your hunting partner is to stray
into areas that disobey
If he walks out and is shot
A rocket scientist he is not
While Bush may have failed in ways
Iraq has never known better days
Although the plan is still undone
Pulling out now wouldn't help anyone
Its true at best the war isn't over
but at least our president isn't calling for more soldiers
the one's there now are tired and confused
I'm pretty sure they feel upset and used
So now the war has become second hand news
so the new topic now is Iraqi money
and how it can be used
The war is great, we can all now buy cheap dinar thats new
Drug drivers are losing legs, and feel the blues
Now the man who crashed on Tallahassee Monroe
Can buy his leg back whenever the government lets cloning pass through.
Time flies at work, when you listen to Chapelle
The one who's always absent, can just go to ____
Now on to the news of the week
Scientists have found evidence of what they seek
Water on Saturn's moon, could mean possible life
We may not all be alone, that's pretty tight
I am fallen in love with parris
but Kuwait is on the mind
the memories from the body count
stand the test of time
ptsd and bi-polor disease
are just a few of parris's problems
and why there are no zzzz's
So as someone who loves parris in the spring
things are no so hectic
but the story will be told even
if I do not get credit
Parris in the Spring time is like any other place just really hot
But Bushes decision to give Nuclear technology is definately not
Making business deals while each day a new soilder is shot
Whats the price of money?
Well we're paying with our lives, i think thats more than alot.
There is more to this world than we'll ever know
They discovered planets past Pluto a couple years ago
See we're killing each other while the aliens prepare for war
And Political leaders send troups to battle trying to even a score.
Bush and India reaching a deal
Is an important step for the globe
So we provided nuclear info, they would otherwise steal
But India only needs it for growth
To switch to more pressing news,
Issac Hayes has left Southpark for good
I must say I'm sad to hear this,
For nine years he's added satirical bliss
His contributions will surely be missed.
Call me out of touch
with the media construct
But who really cares about Nick and Jessica?
And now we have all posted a few times
My question is why no one else has joined in our rhymes?
Come now people, let's not just read
This site is about posting and it's you we need
In slow people terms we need
for you to participate
because if you don't the end
of our forum is the fate
But on a lighter note
fsu wants to buy famu
but thats a serious joke
They want our pharmacy school
and business school
but we are no fools
They will never get famu
because simply and plainly
We m*ther F'ING RULE
Oil prices are soaring
and classes are just plain boring
I think we should all buy bikes
Summer is looming
While the flowers are blooming
Lately the weather just bites
Bombing and death in the Middle East,
While Iran's making nuclear fuel, at least
Phil won the Master's this week
Bush's approval rating remains low
But that's just how these things go
Now Ricardo, we told you not to fall asleep
Death in Panama city is an injustice everywhere
Yet officers involved and caught on tape get away cause the government doesn't care.
Things are being hidden from the public, we should demand to know
We are marching on the captial on friday so the truth they must show.
The heat is rising
but it is the summer so that is not suprising
But the heat isn't just coming form the street
Lil Kim is in Jail so she can no longer hear the beat.
Too busy with the chains on her feet
But you know she is getting a Book and a Television show
Well this is getting so long so I guess I got to go.
So now I am confused
you get raped and what do they do
they pay your tuition
lord say it isn't true
I hate to judge her
but with no blood test
how do you know what happen is true
I used to be a dancer
yeah thats pretty sad
but dancers are lairs
and will take what ever can be had